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Lily White (methodologicalAnalyst) ([personal profile] methodologicalanalyst) wrote in [personal profile] pimpmytroll 2012-10-06 06:46 am (UTC)

Lily White

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Contact:
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NAME: Lily White
HANDLE: methodologicalAnalyst
LOCATION: San Francisco, CA
MOON: Derse
AGE: 15
QUIRK:
  No capitalization or punctuation at all.
  Spells everything perfectly.
  Tends to space out and think of science when anything relevant (or irrelevant) comes up in conversation. May result in keysmashing or otherwise single letter abuse ('hhhhhhhhhhhhh', etc.)
STRIFE SPECIBI: Yoyokind
FETCH MODUS: Guess Who - Item is stored in a set of face-up cards. To get the item one needs, one must say what the item is like, in as few unique guesses as possible, and then take the item that is left.
RELATIONS:
  GUARDIAN: Dad
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  PATRON TROLL:
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FONT COLOR: #000000
SYMBOL: A basic DNA strand (double helix)
Abilities:
Lily's fairly damn smart and knows her stuff, even if she tends to think about it when she's spacing out. She can and will teach you how DNA works IN DETAIL if it makes your ears bleed. (Or eyes. Whatever.) She's not physically strong at all, however, and has to get others to do heavy lifting for her. She doesn't know how to draw or anything either, unless it's simple science stuff that she's seen a million times. It definitely won't look any good though.

Personality:
To say Lily is an oddball wouldn't even scratch the surface. She's completely NUTS about science. Anything having to do with science is her forte, but she really loves biology and anatomy above all else. Having spent years studying (though honestly most of it was by herself, her dad helped her by giving her more books every year) she knows her way around DNA strands and psyches. Her love for anatomy and biology in particular leads to incessant rambling about subjects nobody else seems to care about, especially when she gets on a particularly long subject.

She's amiable and loves making friends, even to the point of using her knowledge as a basis of why she would 'click' with people. This doesn't happen often, but when it does she just has another person to ramble to when she's bored. It doesn't help that she's on her computer almost all the time, so she never really has anything better to do except read the freshest science news on the internet. And it's boring trying to talk to yourself, really. But when all else fails, she'll just go back to reading. She's read all of her books at LEAST a million times (and sadly enough that's not much of an exaggeration at this point) and will gladly read them again when nothing's going on.

Lily's mother is the driving force behind her wanting to become a scientist, since she tried and then disappeared. Her father never mentioned her after that, no matter how many times she asked. So she simply shut herself in her room with her science books and became a shut-out to the rest of the world. She opened herself to the rest of her family but otherwise developed some very odd social skills, hence her rambling and inability to hold very long conversations without drifting off. She even tends to not notice the fact that she's rambling until someone tells her off for it.

But one thing she does do that might surprise is that she's protective of her friends. Maybe not directly to them, but given how few friends she usually ends up with, she does try to keep people from insulting them. The funny thing is that her friends actually would never know she does this for them, since she never admits to it. But a keen person might be able to see that she does value friendship above a lot of things. Just not science. Why won't she admit to it? Because SCIENCE. Science is her everything.

There are also times (hint, that's a LOT of the time) when people don't care what she says. Unless they tell her to basically fuck off, Lily will keep going and going. In her mind, if she's got something she needs to say, she's going to say all of it and damned if anything's going to stop her current ramble. It's the one big thing that causes people to be so irritated at her, if at all.

In conclusion, Lily's a good person to make friends with if you love science. If you don't love science, however, she will probably annoy the shit out of you rather quickly. And if you really don't love science... don't mention anything having to do with it. For your own sanity.

History:
Lily's mother disappeared not too long after Lily was born. Lily grew up without knowing a whole lot about her since her father would never talk about her very much. She did, however, inherit a lot of weird-ass things in little yellow jars that her mother used to own, which she proudly displays in her room. When she found out her mother merely disappeared and was working on 'something sciencey', she took to the books at age 5 and got so used to reading books that she did not develop proper social skills with non-family members. Each year her father would get her more science books that she would read over and over again until the books themselves would wear out. Eventually she discovered she had access to the internet thanks to a computer that her father gave her a few years before. (Don't ask, she was too busy burying her head in a book to see the damn thing.) It was here that she downloaded Pesterchum and started talking to people online. And rambled to them incessantly. And so her story begins again...

INTRODUCTION:

Your name is LILY WHITE.

Your favorite thing is SCIENCE! But not just ANY SCIENCE, more specifically you are interested in BIOLOGY and ANATOMY! You have many WEIRD THINGS IN JARS and RANDOM MODELS OF DNA and OTHER SCIENCEY THINGS littered about your room. You like to LOOK AT THESE when 'SCIENCEY' THINGS come to mind in conversation. You don't actually remember WHEN YOU GOT THESE but you remember it all had SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR MISSING MOTHER.

You don't always tend to PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR FAMILY since they do their own thing, but you do love to CONVERSE WITH DAD on ALL THINGS SCIENCE when he's in the mood and decides to VISIT YOU in your room. Your online friends, however, are NOT QUITE SIMILARLY MINDED and you often tend to PISS THEM OFF with your RAMBLINGS.

You constantly dream of BECOMING A FAMOUS SCIENTIST like your father never was, but your CONSTANT SPACING OUT and IRRELEVANT RAMBLINGS would likely THROW ALL THOSE HOPES OUT THE WINDOW.

You almost never LEAVE YOUR ROOM, preferring to STAY WITHIN ITS CONFINES and be relatively SAFE. It is because of this that your computer has become THE BEST FRIEND YOU NEVER HAD.

You cherish your childhood memories, keeping them close in your daily tasks. To reflect this, your strife specibus is a YOYOKIND. You've actually had the SAME YOYO for YEARS AND YEARS and it HASN'T FAILED you yet! In addition, you combined one of your FAVORITE OLD BOARD GAMES with your fetch modus to form your awesome GUESS WHO fetch modus! It sometimes becomes OBSCENELY DIFFICULT to get the right item out, but it doesn't stop you from simply TRYING AGAIN!

Your font color is STARK FUCKING BLACK because you're just THAT COMPLETELY ORIGINAL. It's in DIRECT CONTRAST to your hair color, which could be described as SNOW WHITE if it didn't sound like A FEW HUNDRED HORRIBLE JOKES ROLLED INTO ONE.



Your chumhandle is methodologicalAnalyst and your speech is very laid back and often turns into random fleeting thoughts about science and spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

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